Well the annual 5th ward Primary program with music under the direction of Amy Field has come and gone. We train diligently all year for this program with vigorous voice exercises that will tune any child's voice to mirror any professional singer. Teaching the children to sing in tune is my job and I take it seriously. Actually I don't know if in tune is even the correct word or phrase, I do know that off key is and that is my specialty.
I really don't have much experience in the music department but we do have fun in Primary learning the songs, well at least singing them I don't really know if they are "learning" them. Anyway, so the Primary program went pretty well we did have a few mistakes that were pretty funny.
Matt was my handy dandy helper who was in charge of holding up the posters to "help" the kids along with the songs. When he was not holding a poster he was also in charge of holding up the sign that tells the kids to sing louder. Thanks for your help Matt, but I have to say you slacked a little on your job. On one of our songs the kids were singing so soft. I kept looking at Matt and his attention was impossible to get so on the third verse during a little piano intro I whispered to the kids to sing louder. So here they go nice and loud they all shout "IF THE SAVIOR STOOD" and I am shaking my head in a panic saying NO NO NO "HE IS ALWAYS NEAR ME" yes they sang the wrong verse and it was very obvious because they were shouting it.
Next the Senior Primary was up to show off their stuff but for some reason they always forget the 2nd verse to "We Thank Thee, Oh God, For a Prophet" so Matt is in charge of holding up the sign for that verse. When that verse comes Matt was a little slow getting started so I am singing but nobody else is until finally Matt gets the poster up and the kids join in. I love singing solos I am so glad that I got my chance.
And now for the most embarrassing of all. There was a little miscommunication in regards to the closing song. I was told that the closing song was going to be "I Am a Child of God" sang by the children because it was our finest piece. You know, violins, quartets, the works. Which was beautiful by the way - tabernacle choir worthy. Well the song ends with a bang and I sit down thinking it was prayer time. Instead a member of the bishopric stands up and says we would now close by singing hymn number ___ I continue to sit but the usual chorister does not stand up. I keep staring at her thinking that she would get the very obvious hint and then I notice that everyone is looking at me. I start to panic. I don't know this song! For those of you who may not know this, my preparations for Primary is listening to the songs that we are singing all week and learning how to lead them I don't do spur of the moment. It is a very time consuming process and usually I just end up making up what I do anyway. So, I very openly show my concern by telling all people in earshot that I don't know the song I can't conduct. But everyone is ready so finally I get up, knees shaking, face red, hands shaking, unable to look up from the book. The organ starts and keeps playing before I know it she is laughing because she has almost played the whole song and I still have not started the congregation. So she starts again and I start leading and the whole time I feel like I am going to fall over dead. I hoped for some small miracle that it was not that obvious and hoped nobody would say anything afterwards. No such luck. It is now burned in everyone's memories and laughs were enjoyed by all.